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: #Laughs All booster, no payload.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

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: #Laughs How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !

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: #Laughs For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.

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: #Laughs Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school.

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: #Laughs How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

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: #Laughs The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

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: #Laughs A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger.

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: #Laughs "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over 0?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice.

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: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

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: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although

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: #Laughs What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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: #Laughs What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash

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: #Laughs A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears.

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: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10.

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: #Laughs The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfather asked the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"The accountant didn't answer.The Godfather asked again, "Where's

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

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: #Laughs All booster, no payload.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

: #Laughs How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !

: #Laughs For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: - Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !

: #Laughs Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.

: #Laughs Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork.Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school.

: #Laughs How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil

: #Laughs The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building.

: #Laughs A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger.

: #Laughs "Did you know that last month's (expletive) phone bill is over 0?" my wife scolded me in her harshest, my-husband-the-child voice.

: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.

: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although

: #Laughs What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

: #Laughs What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash

: #Laughs A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears.

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10.

: #Laughs The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfather asked the accountant, "Where's the three million bucks you embezzled from me?"The accountant didn't answer.The Godfather asked again, "Where's

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

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