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: #Laughs Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

: #Laughs What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

: #Laughs After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse.

: #Laughs The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us many headaches; there is not much time left.

: #Laughs |What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?Worm your way out of that one!

: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

: #Laughs Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncountedthousands of people every year.

: #Laughs New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90'sOLD---------------NEWconservative--reactionarythe establishment--white power elitehearing person--temporarily aurally abledsighted person--temporarily visually abledblind--visually challengedmute-

: #Laughs Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman.

: #Laughs Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she answered.
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