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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One day a drunk walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were planning to marry a Gentile boy.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my eyes beheld an eerie sight,Some smoke from our VAX began to riseAnd suddenly, to my surprise...

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers...The questions are:1.What are you thinking about?2.Do you love me?3.Do I look fat?4.Do you think she is prettier than me?5.What would you do if I died?What makes these questions so diff

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs At the Doctor's...

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: - Hey pals, let me have a whiff. - Get lost, oh green one! - Come on guys, just one! - Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, t

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her??"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Advertisement: Dog for sale.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

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