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: #Laughs Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.

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: #Laughs Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

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: #Laughs Insurance Form Statements...Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my h

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: #Laughs |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, t

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: #Laughs "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old.

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: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

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: #Laughs In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating - "Play like champions today!"There's also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:"Don't forget your HELMET!"

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: #Laughs Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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: #Laughs Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !

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: #Laughs A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.

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: #Laughs A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe.

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: #Laughs A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

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: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.

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: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

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: #Laughs Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

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: #Laughs Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A...Brothel Sprouts!

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.

: #Laughs Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!

: #Laughs Insurance Form Statements...Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my h

: #Laughs |A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"He answered no to the question.The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, t

: #Laughs "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old.

: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

: #Laughs In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating - "Play like champions today!"There's also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:"Don't forget your HELMET!"

: #Laughs Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

: #Laughs Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.

: #Laughs What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !

: #Laughs A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.

: #Laughs A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe.

: #Laughs A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

: #Laughs A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, "I would like a cheeseburger." The librarian replied,"Shh! This is a library!" The blonde blushed.

: #Laughs A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe his eyes and says, "Oh my Gosh, I can't believe this, you're a talking grasshopper!""Do you know we have drink named after you?"The Grasshopper repli

: #Laughs Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

: #Laughs Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A...Brothel Sprouts!

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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