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: #Laughs "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:.............

: #Laughs What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

: #Laughs President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"The barman says, "Yep, that's them."So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.

: #Laughs Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

: #Laughs While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered...

: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

: #Laughs Mom's Brownies Recipe...Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan.Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no."Add margarine to 2 cups sugar.

: #Laughs Things Men Should "Never" Say After Sex:1) "I was kidding about being sterile, you know."2) "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?"3) "How come it's so BIG in there?"4) "You've done this with a lotta guys before---right?"5) "Next
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