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: #Laughs |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained.

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: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

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: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

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: #Laughs A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry .

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: #Laughs What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

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: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

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: #Laughs A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

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: #Laughs Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

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: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

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: #Laughs How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !

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: #Laughs Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died o

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: #Laughs The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

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: #Laughs A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!

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: #Laughs |The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers."I want every man to lie on his back, put his legs in the air and move them as though he were riding a bicycle," he explained.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

: #Laughs Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

: #Laughs What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

: #Laughs A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry .

: #Laughs What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !

: #Laughs Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn't been made up yet.

: #Laughs A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

: #Laughs Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

: #Laughs How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !

: #Laughs Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died o

: #Laughs The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor.

: #Laughs A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror.

: #Laughs What do you call a cow that's just had a baby? De-calfinated!

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