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: #Laughs Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

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: #Laughs What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

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: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.

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: #Laughs We painted our floor with luminous paint.

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: #Laughs Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

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: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?

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: #Laughs If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

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: #Laughs Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.LB: But what if there is a shortage of meat?HF: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying,"No one needs meat today."

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: #Laughs A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

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: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

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: #Laughs Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

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: #Laughs |WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig - What a hen laysAints - He's got aints in his paintsPaints - What cha put on your laigs of a morninArn - Ma's tard of arninBag - He bagged her

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: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!

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: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

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: #Laughs Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion.

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: #Laughs Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper

: #Laughs What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, andcouldn't bear passing her by.

: #Laughs We painted our floor with luminous paint.

: #Laughs Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?

: #Laughs If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge.

: #Laughs Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.LB: But what if there is a shortage of meat?HF: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying,"No one needs meat today."

: #Laughs A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

: #Laughs Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

: #Laughs |WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig - What a hen laysAints - He's got aints in his paintsPaints - What cha put on your laigs of a morninArn - Ma's tard of arninBag - He bagged her

: #Laughs Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!

: #Laughs How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!

: #Laughs Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion.

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