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: #Laughs A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

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: #Laughs A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

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: #Laughs Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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: #Laughs What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

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: #Laughs A man went to Africa to do some game hunting.

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: #Laughs These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years.

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: #Laughs Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.

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: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

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: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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: #Laughs A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

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: #Laughs How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.

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: #Laughs Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argument.If we have a difference of any kind, and I am right, Jim nods and accepts my opinion.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1)Adding 1/4(2n+1)^2 to both sides yields:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) +

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: #Laughs In Florida there was a swimming contest.

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: #Laughs For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.

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: #Laughs - Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right.

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: #Laughs Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same.

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: #Laughs A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

: #Laughs A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

: #Laughs Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

: #Laughs What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

: #Laughs A man went to Africa to do some game hunting.

: #Laughs These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years.

: #Laughs Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner.

: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.Q: Why did the blonde t

: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

: #Laughs A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

: #Laughs How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line.

: #Laughs Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not yet had our first husband-wife argument.If we have a difference of any kind, and I am right, Jim nods and accepts my opinion.

: #Laughs |Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 - (2n+1) = n^2Substract n(2n+1) from both sides and factoring, we have:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) = n^2 - n(2n+1)Adding 1/4(2n+1)^2 to both sides yields:(n+1)^2 - (n+1)(2n+1) +

: #Laughs In Florida there was a swimming contest.

: #Laughs For years 'n years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.

: #Laughs - Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right.

: #Laughs Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same.

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