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: #Laughs A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off.

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: #Laughs Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!

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: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

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: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

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: #Laughs Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him.

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: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

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: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

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: #Laughs |WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!

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: #Laughs The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win.

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: #Laughs A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.

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: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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: #Laughs From a little book called "Disorder in the Court".

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: #Laughs |Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of different companies: As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards.

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: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sa

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

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: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

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: #Laughs One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?

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: #Laughs A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they had even one bad thought their wings would fall off.

: #Laughs Why did the whale like the diver? Because he had flippers!

: #Laughs Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.

: #Laughs After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up.

: #Laughs Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis, at first you should try to humor him.

: #Laughs Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?". "Hundred Bucks". "OK", he said and began to jerk off. "What the hell are you doing that for?" "For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you the easy one,

: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

: #Laughs |WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!

: #Laughs The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can't win.

: #Laughs A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.

: #Laughs Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

: #Laughs From a little book called "Disorder in the Court".

: #Laughs |Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out of different companies: As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards.

: #Laughs An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi sa

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked his friend.The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

: #Laughs One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?

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