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: #Laughs What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !

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: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

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: #Laughs What is a buttress? A female goat.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

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: #Laughs What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.

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: #Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

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: #Laughs What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !

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: #Laughs |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

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: #Laughs |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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: #Laughs How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !

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: #Laughs How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.

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: #Laughs Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, asuite of applica

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: #Laughs The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there'sstill hope:1.

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: #Laughs A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope.

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: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

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: #Laughs On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change.

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: #Laughs |Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

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: #Laughs A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.

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: #Laughs Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably goingto have to pet him first."

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: #Laughs What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !

: #Laughs This guy dies and is sent to Hell.

: #Laughs What is a buttress? A female goat.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

: #Laughs What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.

: #Laughs Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10.

: #Laughs What makes a glow worm glow ? A light meal !

: #Laughs |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern.

: #Laughs |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

: #Laughs How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !

: #Laughs How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.

: #Laughs Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, asuite of applica

: #Laughs The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there'sstill hope:1.

: #Laughs A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope.

: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

: #Laughs On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change.

: #Laughs |Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along.

: #Laughs A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.

: #Laughs Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably goingto have to pet him first."

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