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: #Laughs Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

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: #Laughs A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks

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: #Laughs |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.

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: #Laughs |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at

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: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

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: #Laughs If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of national security.

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: #Laughs A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?

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: #Laughs Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback.

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: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

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: #Laughs Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner.

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: #Laughs What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll.

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: #Laughs |"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

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: #Laughs Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!

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: #Laughs Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

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: #Laughs Surveyor: This house is a ruin.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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: #Laughs A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." W

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: #Laughs Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette

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: #Laughs Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

: #Laughs A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks

: #Laughs |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.

: #Laughs |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.A bad day fishing is better than a good day at

: #Laughs In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car.

: #Laughs If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access in case they needed to get at your toastfor reasons of national security.

: #Laughs A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady," why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes,he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?

: #Laughs Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback.

: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

: #Laughs Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner.

: #Laughs What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll.

: #Laughs |"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

: #Laughs Do you know why it's called sex?Because it's easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!

: #Laughs Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

: #Laughs Surveyor: This house is a ruin.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!

: #Laughs A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." W

: #Laughs Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette

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