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: #Laughs |The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

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: #Laughs |Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see bacon's going up'!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?A swine gut!Why did the chicken cross the r

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!

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: #Laughs These three women were roommates.

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: #Laughs Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?A: A terrified postman!Q: When is a lion not a lion?A: When he turns into his cage!Q: What do cat actors say on s

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: #Laughs What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!

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: #Laughs Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.

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: #Laughs After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

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: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says."Oh," says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a

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: #Laughs When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J.

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: #Laughs |My wife and I are both the youngest child.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !

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: #Laughs "Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' "Who says they're acting?"

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: #Laughs A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

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: #Laughs Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race.

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: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by.

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: #Laughs "Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard.

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: #Laughs Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country.He's totally enamoured with the golf ball because he's never seen anything like it before so he carries like, 30 of them back home to give

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: #Laughs George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights

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: #Laughs |The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

: #Laughs |Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see bacon's going up'!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?A swine gut!Why did the chicken cross the r

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!

: #Laughs These three women were roommates.

: #Laughs Tech Support: "Which format are the images you send?" Customer: "Rectangular, 15x11 centimeters."

: #Laughs |Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?A: A terrified postman!Q: When is a lion not a lion?A: When he turns into his cage!Q: What do cat actors say on s

: #Laughs What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!

: #Laughs Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals.

: #Laughs After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says."Oh," says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a

: #Laughs When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J.

: #Laughs |My wife and I are both the youngest child.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !

: #Laughs "Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' "Who says they're acting?"

: #Laughs A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

: #Laughs Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jacked up to be.Two silkworms were in a race.

: #Laughs In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by.

: #Laughs "Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard.

: #Laughs Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf for the first time, while in another country.He's totally enamoured with the golf ball because he's never seen anything like it before so he carries like, 30 of them back home to give

: #Laughs George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights

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