Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership".

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs I'd like to buy a bed, please.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership".

: #Laughs The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

: #Laughs |These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children.

: #Laughs I'd like to buy a bed, please.

: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

: #Laughs What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst

: #Laughs The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 00 bet.The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

: #Laughs What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !

: #Laughs |Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God.

: #Laughs |A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit.

: #Laughs What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

: #Laughs Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear.

: #Laughs One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees.

: #Laughs What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !

: #Laughs How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

: #Laughs I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme