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: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door."We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr.

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: #Laughs God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer.

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: #Laughs |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

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: #Laughs Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms.

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: #Laughs Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place.

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: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

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: #Laughs One day the counsellor got a phone call.

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: #Laughs I live in a semi-rural area.

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: #Laughs Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police.

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: #Laughs What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!

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: #Laughs What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

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: #Laughs Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S.

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: #Laughs |Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited.

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: #Laughs Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bo

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: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

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: #Laughs A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

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: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.

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: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

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: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door."We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr.

: #Laughs God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer.

: #Laughs |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

: #Laughs Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms.

: #Laughs Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place.

: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

: #Laughs One day the counsellor got a phone call.

: #Laughs I live in a semi-rural area.

: #Laughs Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police.

: #Laughs What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!

: #Laughs What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

: #Laughs Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S.

: #Laughs |Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited.

: #Laughs Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bo

: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

: #Laughs A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're what?!?"

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.

: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

: #Laughs How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!

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