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: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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: #Laughs Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga.........chink!

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: #Laughs A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem.

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: #Laughs What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.

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: #Laughs There were 3 guys in a plane.

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: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don't know.

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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: #Laughs A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

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: #Laughs What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.

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: #Laughs During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front.

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: #Laughs There was an American on a buisness trip in England.

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: #Laughs |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

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: #Laughs Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume shewent into the family room to show her family they were impressed.Mom said you look terrific mary you have your sab

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or r

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: #Laughs Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!

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: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

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: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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: #Laughs A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as a New Years gift, was so alarmed when all 50 of them went off at the same time that he drove his car into a lamp post, a newspaper said Thursday.The unnamed businessman was r

: #Laughs What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

: #Laughs Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic....spic....spic....nigga...nigga...nigga...nigga.........chink!

: #Laughs A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem.

: #Laughs What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him.

: #Laughs There were 3 guys in a plane.

: #Laughs |After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day.

: #Laughs Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don't know.

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

: #Laughs A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge."Toilette pepper!"

: #Laughs What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.

: #Laughs During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front.

: #Laughs There was an American on a buisness trip in England.

: #Laughs |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

: #Laughs Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume shewent into the family room to show her family they were impressed.Mom said you look terrific mary you have your sab

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or r

: #Laughs Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!

: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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