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: #Laughs "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied.

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: #Laughs What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

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: #Laughs It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land.

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: #Laughs If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P

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: #Laughs Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he's doing.Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check o

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins.

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: #Laughs "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash.

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: #Laughs How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

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: #Laughs What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does

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: #Laughs What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on Wheels!

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: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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: #Laughs A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

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: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

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: #Laughs The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina."What are you going to use it for?" she asked.

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: #Laughs What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

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: #Laughs Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

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: #Laughs "I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied.

: #Laughs What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

: #Laughs It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land.

: #Laughs If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P

: #Laughs Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he's doing.Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check o

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door! Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins.

: #Laughs "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash.

: #Laughs How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons? "He wanted to be a hentertainer."

: #Laughs What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

: #Laughs |Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and an All-Pro offensive lineman?A: Stage makeup.Q: How many lead singers does

: #Laughs What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on Wheels!

: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

: #Laughs A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

: #Laughs Men are like bike helmets.

: #Laughs The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina."What are you going to use it for?" she asked.

: #Laughs What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs Have you seen stieve wonders house? -niether did he

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