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: #Laughs What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

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: #Laughs Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

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: #Laughs Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.

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: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

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: #Laughs A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years, your dick is burned out; you won't be able to make love mor

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: #Laughs Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

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: #Laughs If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.

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: #Laughs You have to stay in shape.

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: #Laughs OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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: #Laughs A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

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: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

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: #Laughs A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !

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: #Laughs What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

: #Laughs Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

: #Laughs Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.

: #Laughs German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

: #Laughs MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

: #Laughs A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years, your dick is burned out; you won't be able to make love mor

: #Laughs Ref: I'm sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

: #Laughs If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.

: #Laughs You have to stay in shape.

: #Laughs OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

: #Laughs A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.

: #Laughs A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels.

: #Laughs A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Comic ! Comic who ? Comic and see me sometime !

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