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: #Laughs You Know You're From California When...1.

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: #Laughs Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room.

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: #Laughs How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.

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: #Laughs |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

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: #Laughs A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!

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: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office.

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: #Laughs During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble.

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: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

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: #Laughs Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

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: #Laughs A man calls his lawyers office.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

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: #Laughs Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods and you are expected to come.

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: #Laughs You Know You're From California When...1.

: #Laughs Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room.

: #Laughs How did the dog make gold soup? He put in 24 carrots.

: #Laughs |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

: #Laughs A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!

: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

: #Laughs Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.

: #Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office.

: #Laughs During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble.

: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

: #Laughs Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink.

: #Laughs A man calls his lawyers office.

: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

: #Laughs For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France.

: #Laughs Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods and you are expected to come.

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