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: #Laughs They say that men only think about sex.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.

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: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

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: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

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: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

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: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

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: #Laughs Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

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: #Laughs They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

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: #Laughs Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them.

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: #Laughs What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.

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: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

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: #Laughs A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman

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: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

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: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

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: #Laughs Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

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: #Laughs |Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" an

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: #Laughs They say that men only think about sex.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.

: #Laughs A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

: #Laughs A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away ahead of them.Engineer: What's with the

: #Laughs What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

: #Laughs Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

: #Laughs Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

: #Laughs They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

: #Laughs Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.

: #Laughs Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.

: #Laughs A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman

: #Laughs Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!

: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !

: #Laughs Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.

: #Laughs |Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!"After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" an

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