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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !

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: #Laughs Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

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: #Laughs A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected.

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: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

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: #Laughs There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night.

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: #Laughs The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts.Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting, an enormous canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center, with a fish leaping from the

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: #Laughs Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?

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: #Laughs Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties.

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: #Laughs M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

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: #Laughs A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4.

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: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

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: #Laughs Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A: No one wanted to stand up and say.

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: #Laughs The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the basket of apples was a sign:Take only one, God is watching.As one little boy reached over t

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: #Laughs Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

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: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

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: #Laughs Monster: I'm so ugly.

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: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

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: #Laughs |The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ? Becker the devil you know !

: #Laughs Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

: #Laughs A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his money are soon elected.

: #Laughs On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

: #Laughs There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night.

: #Laughs The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General Custer's last thoughts.Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting, an enormous canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center, with a fish leaping from the

: #Laughs Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?

: #Laughs Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bought a pair of crotchlesspanties.

: #Laughs M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I want to give myself to you.W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.M: Your hair color is fabulous.W: Thank you.

: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

: #Laughs A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4.

: #Laughs What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'

: #Laughs Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A: No one wanted to stand up and say.

: #Laughs The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the basket of apples was a sign:Take only one, God is watching.As one little boy reached over t

: #Laughs Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!

: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

: #Laughs Monster: I'm so ugly.

: #Laughs A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

: #Laughs |The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

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