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: #Laughs What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season

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: #Laughs The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.

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: #Laughs The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

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: #Laughs What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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: #Laughs When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss....

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: #Laughs How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

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: #Laughs A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear U

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: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte

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: #Laughs A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

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: #Laughs What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.

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: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

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: #Laughs An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.

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: #Laughs A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

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: #Laughs What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

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: #Laughs 15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1.

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: #Laughs What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season

: #Laughs The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.

: #Laughs The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

: #Laughs What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !

: #Laughs When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

: #Laughs What's the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss....

: #Laughs How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

: #Laughs A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park was Dark but caused no fear U

: #Laughs What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte

: #Laughs A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you.""Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

: #Laughs What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.

: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

: #Laughs An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him.

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.

: #Laughs A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

: #Laughs What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.

: #Laughs 15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1.

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