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: #Laughs A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

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: #Laughs Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE

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: #Laughs "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied.

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: #Laughs This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied.

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: #Laughs What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.

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: #Laughs Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

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: #Laughs Which bird ran for President? H.

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: #Laughs Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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: #Laughs Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release.

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: #Laughs How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.

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: #Laughs Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.Q: What is the mating call of the blonde? A:

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: #Laughs What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

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: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

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: #Laughs From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

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: #Laughs How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!

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: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop".

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: #Laughs Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane.

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: #Laughs There were two cats that enjoyed running together.

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: #Laughs A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing....

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: #Laughs A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

: #Laughs Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE

: #Laughs "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new employee replied.

: #Laughs This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied.

: #Laughs What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.

: #Laughs Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get them an ice cream cone.Having purchased two cones, Mr Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.

: #Laughs Which bird ran for President? H.

: #Laughs Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.

: #Laughs Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release.

: #Laughs How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.

: #Laughs Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.Q: What is the mating call of the blonde? A:

: #Laughs What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

: #Laughs Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time.

: #Laughs From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S.

: #Laughs How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!

: #Laughs There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:"don't" and "stop".

: #Laughs Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane.

: #Laughs There were two cats that enjoyed running together.

: #Laughs A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex.

: #Laughs What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing....

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