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: #Laughs Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you!I expect a great dinner to be on the t

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: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

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: #Laughs My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.

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: #Laughs How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !

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: #Laughs Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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: #Laughs This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager.

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: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

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: #Laughs What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !

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: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

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: #Laughs A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood.

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: #Laughs True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada.

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: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

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: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house.

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: #Laughs An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.

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: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!

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: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

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: #Laughs |Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!

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: #Laughs |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.

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: #Laughs Typical "macho man" marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down the following rules:"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you!I expect a great dinner to be on the t

: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

: #Laughs My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items.

: #Laughs How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !

: #Laughs Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

: #Laughs This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager.

: #Laughs A married couple was invited to a Halloween party.

: #Laughs What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !

: #Laughs A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.

: #Laughs A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighbourhood.

: #Laughs True story: A friend's mom was driving in Canada.

: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the house.

: #Laughs An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.

: #Laughs What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher? Ground round!

: #Laughs How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, paci

: #Laughs |Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!

: #Laughs |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.

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