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: #Laughs Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

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: #Laughs Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

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: #Laughs A married woman is having an affair.

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: #Laughs Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !

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: #Laughs The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, b

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: #Laughs Only in America...

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: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mightykind of you

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: #Laughs Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

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: #Laughs Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...

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: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

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: #Laughs What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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: #Laughs Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

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: #Laughs A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.

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: #Laughs Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

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: #Laughs Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

: #Laughs Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

: #Laughs A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

: #Laughs A married woman is having an affair.

: #Laughs Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !

: #Laughs The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter "the House") ageneral lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, b

: #Laughs Only in America...

: #Laughs Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:"I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of 0 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mightykind of you

: #Laughs Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass.

: #Laughs Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.

: #Laughs Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished until next time...

: #Laughs Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.

: #Laughs What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

: #Laughs Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

: #Laughs A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.

: #Laughs Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.

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