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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.

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: #Laughs First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

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: #Laughs A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

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: #Laughs Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!

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: #Laughs Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .

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: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

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: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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: #Laughs I had a funny dream last night, Mom.

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: #Laughs This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ?"He said, "I'm going to the doctor."And she said, "Why? Are you sick?""No," he said.

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: #Laughs There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"

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: #Laughs My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all our kids were conceived during Miller Lite commercials.

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: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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: #Laughs Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices.

: #Laughs Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170.

: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse: No change yet.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!

: #Laughs A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup ! It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

: #Laughs Where do sharks come from? Sharkago!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!

: #Laughs Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .

: #Laughs Forrest Gump - Life is like a Box of chocolates...Forrest Dahmer - People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!Forrest (Homer)Simpson - Mmmmm, chocolateForrest the Hun - Chocolate all mine!Forrest Simmons - Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!Forrest

: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

: #Laughs I had a funny dream last night, Mom.

: #Laughs This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ?"He said, "I'm going to the doctor."And she said, "Why? Are you sick?""No," he said.

: #Laughs There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant.

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"

: #Laughs My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all our kids were conceived during Miller Lite commercials.

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

: #Laughs Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.

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