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: #Laughs Fred: You have the face of a saint.

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: #Laughs A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

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: #Laughs Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

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: #Laughs THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.

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: #Laughs A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.

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: #Laughs Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept Of Statistics:All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.Dept Of Psychology:Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them a

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: #Laughs A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

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: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to bug

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: #Laughs A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train.

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: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

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: #Laughs Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."

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: #Laughs An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer.

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: #Laughs 3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls.

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: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

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: #Laughs Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!

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: #Laughs Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers.

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: #Laughs Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

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: #Laughs Fred: You have the face of a saint.

: #Laughs A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath.

: #Laughs Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

: #Laughs THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whiskey at a local pub.

: #Laughs A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.

: #Laughs Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade their final exams:Dept Of Statistics:All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.Dept Of Psychology:Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, close them a

: #Laughs A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to bug

: #Laughs A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train.

: #Laughs A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

: #Laughs Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."

: #Laughs An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer.

: #Laughs 3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls.

: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

: #Laughs Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!

: #Laughs Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for 120 cucumbers.

: #Laughs Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

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