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: #Laughs A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

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: #Laughs The bartender asks him "What'll you have?".

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: #Laughs Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check.

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: #Laughs What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

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: #Laughs A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., "See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.

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: #Laughs |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.

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: #Laughs Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhereA roof of the mouth that won't cover anythingTwenty nails that won't

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: #Laughs An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday min

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: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

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: #Laughs What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once.

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: #Laughs This day holds a lot of meaning for me.

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: #Laughs Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

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: #Laughs A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume.

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: #Laughs How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

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: #Laughs The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her.

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: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

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: #Laughs What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

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: #Laughs Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

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: #Laughs A pig's favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

: #Laughs The bartender asks him "What'll you have?".

: #Laughs Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check.

: #Laughs What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !

: #Laughs A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck., "See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.

: #Laughs |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.

: #Laughs Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhereA roof of the mouth that won't cover anythingTwenty nails that won't

: #Laughs An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a functional bike?" asked the first.The second engineer replied: "Well, I was walking along yesterday min

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !

: #Laughs What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once.

: #Laughs This day holds a lot of meaning for me.

: #Laughs Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air.

: #Laughs A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume.

: #Laughs How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

: #Laughs The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her.

: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew a light bulb!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

: #Laughs What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !

: #Laughs Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

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