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: #Laughs What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

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: #Laughs |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he check

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: #Laughs 1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.

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: #Laughs This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------------------------------------------------Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we w

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?

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: #Laughs How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up.

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: #Laughs How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.

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: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

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: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

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: #Laughs Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

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: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

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: #Laughs During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She managed to squeeze them both in.

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: #Laughs What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

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: #Laughs [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.

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: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

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: #Laughs A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.

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: #Laughs It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

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: #Laughs A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening.

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: #Laughs 231.

: #Laughs What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

: #Laughs |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he check

: #Laughs 1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.

: #Laughs This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------------------------------------------------Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we w

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?

: #Laughs How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes up.

: #Laughs How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.

: #Laughs How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me.

: #Laughs Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

: #Laughs Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!

: #Laughs During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She managed to squeeze them both in.

: #Laughs What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

: #Laughs [To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.

: #Laughs Q: What's red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleep

: #Laughs A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget.

: #Laughs It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the wife rolls over and plays dead.

: #Laughs A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening.

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