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: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

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: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

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: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

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: #Laughs |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench.

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: #Laughs While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak

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: #Laughs What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

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: #Laughs Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !

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: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

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: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

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: #Laughs |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

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: #Laughs Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N.

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: #Laughs Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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: #Laughs |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it.

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: #Laughs Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out.

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: #Laughs |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"To which the man promptly replied

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: #Laughs QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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: #Laughs 201.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

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: #Laughs What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

: #Laughs |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench.

: #Laughs While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak

: #Laughs What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

: #Laughs Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !

: #Laughs First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl.

: #Laughs What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !

: #Laughs |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure.

: #Laughs What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

: #Laughs Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N.

: #Laughs Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

: #Laughs |Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don't worry about it.

: #Laughs Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out.

: #Laughs |A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"To which the man promptly replied

: #Laughs QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

: #Laughs 201.

: #Laughs What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!

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