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: #Laughs What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

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: #Laughs One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office.

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: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

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: #Laughs School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.

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: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

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: #Laughs You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

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: #Laughs What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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: #Laughs Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The ol

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: #Laughs A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office.

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: #Laughs Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon.

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: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the 0.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

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: #Laughs Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.

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: #Laughs What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !

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: #Laughs Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!

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: #Laughs So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks.

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: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

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: #Laughs Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.Sent by Nic

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: #Laughs What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin syrup!

: #Laughs One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office.

: #Laughs Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids.

: #Laughs School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason.

: #Laughs An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of glasses.

: #Laughs You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

: #Laughs What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!

: #Laughs Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

: #Laughs Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

: #Laughs An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The ol

: #Laughs A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office.

: #Laughs Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon.

: #Laughs A little boy wanted 0 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the 0.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

: #Laughs Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.

: #Laughs What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !

: #Laughs Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!

: #Laughs So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden these headhunters catch them and bring the hikers to the head headhunter.The head headhunter says "If you want to live you must complete some tasks.

: #Laughs How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of them.

: #Laughs Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.Sent by Nic

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