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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get out!

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: #Laughs Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' Ther

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !

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: #Laughs Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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: #Laughs A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is.

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: #Laughs Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day.

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: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

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: #Laughs What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

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: #Laughs Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

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: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

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: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says."Oh," says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a

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: #Laughs There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.

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: #Laughs These three scientists decided to go fishing one day.

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: #Laughs What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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: #Laughs Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC

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: #Laughs |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.

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: #Laughs |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant."No, no no!" said the man.

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: #Laughs Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week.""I see.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A: She had to break a window to get out!

: #Laughs Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' Ther

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Crock and Dial ! Crock and Dial who ? Crock and Dial Dundee !

: #Laughs Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

: #Laughs A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is.

: #Laughs Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day.

: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

: #Laughs What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

: #Laughs Q: What's better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being retarded!

: #Laughs What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer...The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky.""No," the second guy says."Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says."Oh," says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, pointing to a

: #Laughs There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.

: #Laughs These three scientists decided to go fishing one day.

: #Laughs What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.

: #Laughs Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC

: #Laughs |An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.

: #Laughs |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant."No, no no!" said the man.

: #Laughs Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation."It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week.""I see.

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