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: #Laughs A man has a dog that snores in his sleep.

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: #Laughs Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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: #Laughs Frank was excited about his new rifle.

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: #Laughs What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

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: #Laughs How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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: #Laughs What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?

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: #Laughs |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !

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: #Laughs How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

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: #Laughs Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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: #Laughs There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting.

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: #Laughs There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'No one brought attention to it.

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: #Laughs Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.

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: #Laughs All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

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: #Laughs A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman."No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

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: #Laughs What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

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: #Laughs A man has a dog that snores in his sleep.

: #Laughs Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

: #Laughs Frank was excited about his new rifle.

: #Laughs What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

: #Laughs How does a leopard change its spots ? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

: #Laughs What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?

: #Laughs |ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with my PC.It plane lee marks four my revue Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !

: #Laughs How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

: #Laughs Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

: #Laughs Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

: #Laughs There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting.

: #Laughs There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'No one brought attention to it.

: #Laughs Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday.

: #Laughs All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

: #Laughs A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman."No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of GOLD!"

: #Laughs What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs

: #Laughs A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

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