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: #Laughs How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?How do you get off a non-stop flight?How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?How do you throw away a garbage can?How do

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: #Laughs It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.

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: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

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: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

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: #Laughs |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places.

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: #Laughs |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

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: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

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: #Laughs What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

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: #Laughs When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

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: #Laughs A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

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: #Laughs A couple came upon a wishing well.

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: #Laughs Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating around the bush.

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: #Laughs We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

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: #Laughs Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Polish Joke..." The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: "Before you go telling that joke you better know that I'm Polish, both bouncers

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: #Laughs What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

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: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

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: #Laughs Early Texas governors were not very well educated.

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: #Laughs How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do you get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?How do you get off a non-stop flight?How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?How do you throw away a garbage can?How do

: #Laughs It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.

: #Laughs I'll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on a hill, his hair blowing in the breeze, and he too proud to run after it.

: #Laughs IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

: #Laughs |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips either to the home or to the office, We have more than enough of them foisted upon us in public places.

: #Laughs |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

: #Laughs What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !

: #Laughs When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

: #Laughs A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A couple came upon a wishing well.

: #Laughs Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they consume.Beating around the bush.

: #Laughs We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :) means a smile and :( is a frown.

: #Laughs Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?"Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?"

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Polish Joke..." The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: "Before you go telling that joke you better know that I'm Polish, both bouncers

: #Laughs What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

: #Laughs A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn't

: #Laughs Early Texas governors were not very well educated.

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