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: #Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

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: #Laughs What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!

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: #Laughs During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn.

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: #Laughs Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

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: #Laughs Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1.

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: #Laughs Submarines are safer than airplanes.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

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: #Laughs "I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

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: #Laughs |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry.

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: #Laughs One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.

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: #Laughs Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

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: #Laughs When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.

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: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

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: #Laughs How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!

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: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

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: #Laughs "Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything." his mates asked. "yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out.

: #Laughs Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

: #Laughs What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!

: #Laughs During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn.

: #Laughs Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

: #Laughs Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1.

: #Laughs Submarines are safer than airplanes.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood.

: #Laughs "I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

: #Laughs |WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry.

: #Laughs One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers from seeing the license plate.

: #Laughs Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

: #Laughs When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.

: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

: #Laughs How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!

: #Laughs A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.

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