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: #Laughs A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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: #Laughs There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.

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: #Laughs Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.

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: #Laughs Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.

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: #Laughs |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and don't play.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong no

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: #Laughs I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.

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: #Laughs Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars.

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: #Laughs First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

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: #Laughs A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh.

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: #Laughs Lights not burning too bright.

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: #Laughs When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

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: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

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: #Laughs A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.

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: #Laughs I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

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: #Laughs What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!

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: #Laughs A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

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: #Laughs A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!

: #Laughs There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.

: #Laughs Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.

: #Laughs Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.

: #Laughs |Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and don't play.Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong no

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.

: #Laughs Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars.

: #Laughs First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

: #Laughs A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh.

: #Laughs Lights not burning too bright.

: #Laughs When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

: #Laughs A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.

: #Laughs Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.

: #Laughs I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

: #Laughs What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!

: #Laughs A woman got on a bus holding a baby.

: #Laughs 1.

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