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: #Laughs A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk.

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: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

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: #Laughs Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

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: #Laughs |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1.

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: #Laughs (Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the NationText from Clinton's Address to the Nation if he were on truth serum.10.16 P.m.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !

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: #Laughs Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

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: #Laughs This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes.

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: #Laughs A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!

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: #Laughs How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

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: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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: #Laughs Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

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: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

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: #Laughs When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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: #Laughs Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment.

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: #Laughs This day holds a lot of meaning for me.

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: #Laughs A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small talk.

: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

: #Laughs Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

: #Laughs |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1.

: #Laughs (Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the NationText from Clinton's Address to the Nation if he were on truth serum.10.16 P.m.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !

: #Laughs Why do people go to bed? Because the bed won't come to them.

: #Laughs This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: 'Hi, we're prostitutes.

: #Laughs A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!

: #Laughs How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

: #Laughs There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

: #Laughs Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

: #Laughs Which condom would you use....Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack

: #Laughs When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow.

: #Laughs Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

: #Laughs Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

: #Laughs Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment.

: #Laughs This day holds a lot of meaning for me.

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