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: #Laughs Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner, go to my apartment and really make love?"Ex-: "Over my dead body!"Husband: "You haven't changed a bit"

: #Laughs One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumber's car in the front of the house. - Oh my God, I hope it is her lover.

: #Laughs |A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Ar

: #Laughs One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !

: #Laughs An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak."Oh, thank you!" said the
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