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: #Laughs I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

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: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

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: #Laughs Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

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: #Laughs My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

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: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

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: #Laughs A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.

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: #Laughs |A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel.

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: #Laughs A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts."Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven."Incredibly, he a

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: #Laughs If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married De

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: #Laughs What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

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: #Laughs I was in a good mood last week.

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: #Laughs How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

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: #Laughs Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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: #Laughs Woman: Two Achoo! tickets, please.

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: #Laughs He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

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: #Laughs What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

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: #Laughs Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch.

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: #Laughs What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !

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: #Laughs Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.

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: #Laughs I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?

: #Laughs Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do."Oh, no laundry,"

: #Laughs Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer? Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.

: #Laughs My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.

: #Laughs The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama

: #Laughs A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.

: #Laughs |A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel.

: #Laughs A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless."Mummy, mummy, what are these?" he says, pointing to her breasts."Well, son," she says, "these are balloons, and when you die,they inflate and float you up to heaven."Incredibly, he a

: #Laughs If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married De

: #Laughs What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

: #Laughs I was in a good mood last week.

: #Laughs How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

: #Laughs Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

: #Laughs Woman: Two Achoo! tickets, please.

: #Laughs He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!

: #Laughs Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

: #Laughs What time is it when you sit on a pin? Spring time.

: #Laughs Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch.

: #Laughs What did the confused bee say ? To bee or not to bee !

: #Laughs Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour.

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