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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.

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: #Laughs |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

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: #Laughs At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman.

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: #Laughs |In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas.

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: #Laughs Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

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: #Laughs Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

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: #Laughs Earn cash in your spare time..

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: #Laughs What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.

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: #Laughs What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!

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: #Laughs How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

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: #Laughs How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

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: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their genes!

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: #Laughs The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak

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: #Laughs Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.

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: #Laughs The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.

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: #Laughs What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.

: #Laughs |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product.

: #Laughs What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.

: #Laughs At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "No." A clerk came over and asked, "May I help you?" "I don't know," said the woman.

: #Laughs |In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of gas.

: #Laughs Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

: #Laughs Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal.

: #Laughs A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?" The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies.

: #Laughs Earn cash in your spare time..

: #Laughs What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "

: #Laughs What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.

: #Laughs What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I'll deal with you later!

: #Laughs How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !

: #Laughs How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.

: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their genes!

: #Laughs The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak

: #Laughs Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.

: #Laughs The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.

: #Laughs What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.

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