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: #Laughs There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she was six months pregnant.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? 'Quick,' said one, 'run ! Before they say we did it !

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you get

: #Laughs In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.That's why after a six pack you can't drive.

: #Laughs Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.

: #Laughs Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing --------------------------------- It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn't even entered.

: #Laughs When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles? Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

: #Laughs Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

: #Laughs A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "
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