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: #Laughs Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.

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: #Laughs As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

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: #Laughs What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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: #Laughs The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.

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: #Laughs This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, any age, any time, anywhere and it is just driving me crazy with

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: #Laughs Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall.

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: #Laughs Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years.

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: #Laughs Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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: #Laughs What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

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: #Laughs The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied...."Any way he tries

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q:

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: #Laughs I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

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: #Laughs |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do.

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: #Laughs Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me:

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: #Laughs In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur.

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: #Laughs |The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you.

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: #Laughs Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!

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: #Laughs Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it.

: #Laughs As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

: #Laughs What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

: #Laughs The Hat An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.

: #Laughs This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment."This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor," he said, "Maybe you can do something for her? She goes for any man, any age, any time, anywhere and it is just driving me crazy with

: #Laughs Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall.

: #Laughs Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor.

: #Laughs An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years.

: #Laughs Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

: #Laughs What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.

: #Laughs The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy."Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk."It's designed to adjust the tot to live in today's world, madam," the shop assistant replied...."Any way he tries

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q:

: #Laughs I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

: #Laughs |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do.

: #Laughs Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! I'm on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Customer: "It's from a device." Me: "What kind of device?" Customer: "I don't know." Me:

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: #Laughs In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur.

: #Laughs |The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you.

: #Laughs Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!

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