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: #Laughs What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself

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: #Laughs Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!" Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?" Customer: "Wha

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: #Laughs What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !

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: #Laughs How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

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: #Laughs Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ar

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: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

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: #Laughs From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

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: #Laughs |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

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: #Laughs A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

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: #Laughs At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and shouting "Lie lie lie!"

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: #Laughs The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive.

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: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doub

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: #Laughs What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself

: #Laughs Customer: "Why didn't you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call waiting." Customer: "Well, you should ask everybody!" Tech Support: "Do you have call waiting?" Customer: "Wha

: #Laughs What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !

: #Laughs How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!

: #Laughs Start asking her questions (don't mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York.

: #Laughs |Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their ar

: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

: #Laughs From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can even carry a tune.So, I've restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.

: #Laughs |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.

: #Laughs A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

: #Laughs At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig who tried to start a hot-air balloon business? He couldn't get it off the ground.

: #Laughs Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and shouting "Lie lie lie!"

: #Laughs The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive.

: #Laughs There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doub

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