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: #Laughs Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

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: #Laughs Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

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: #Laughs Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

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: #Laughs This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.

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: #Laughs Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directlyproportional to time spent on the road.

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: #Laughs Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting.

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: #Laughs A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.

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: #Laughs The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?

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: #Laughs Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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: #Laughs "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do you two manage? And you even have kids!""We get along okay," her friend said.

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: #Laughs A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk.

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: #Laughs What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.

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: #Laughs There are three blondes stranded on an island.

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: #Laughs Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."

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: #Laughs The new hooker had just finished her first trick.

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: #Laughs On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby.

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: #Laughs Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

: #Laughs Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!

: #Laughs Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry!

: #Laughs This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan.

: #Laughs A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.

: #Laughs Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directlyproportional to time spent on the road.

: #Laughs Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting.

: #Laughs A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.

: #Laughs The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

: #Laughs Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?

: #Laughs Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S.

: #Laughs Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years.

: #Laughs Customer: Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials? Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

: #Laughs "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do you two manage? And you even have kids!""We get along okay," her friend said.

: #Laughs A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk.

: #Laughs What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.

: #Laughs There are three blondes stranded on an island.

: #Laughs Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."

: #Laughs The new hooker had just finished her first trick.

: #Laughs On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they might to have a baby.

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