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: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!

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: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

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: #Laughs Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

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: #Laughs |A young couple were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!

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: #Laughs Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

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: #Laughs A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog.

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: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

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: #Laughs A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.

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: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary.

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: #Laughs A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says "Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering problem and I I I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could help m-m-m-me.""Well take off your clothes and get

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: #Laughs |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!

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: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

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: #Laughs How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? - None.

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: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

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: #Laughs One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the mostimportant and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of youknow w

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: #Laughs What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!

: #Laughs Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

: #Laughs Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?

: #Laughs |A young couple were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!

: #Laughs Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

: #Laughs A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog.

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient.

: #Laughs A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house.

: #Laughs Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary.

: #Laughs A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says "Ex-ex-ex-cu-cu-se m-m-me d-d-oc but I I I have th-th-this st-st-stuttering problem and I I I was wo-wondering if you c-c-c-could help m-m-m-me.""Well take off your clothes and get

: #Laughs |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.

: #Laughs What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!

: #Laughs A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk.

: #Laughs How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? - None.

: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

: #Laughs One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the mostimportant and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of youknow w

: #Laughs What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

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