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: #Laughs Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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: #Laughs Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

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: #Laughs Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N.

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: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

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: #Laughs |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some don't care and continue to use it.I know they're wrong, wait and see.Someday we'll see it, the

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: #Laughs The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says

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: #Laughs A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women.

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: #Laughs The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone when their mothers call.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did 0 million worth of improvements.

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: #Laughs Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home.

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: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

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: #Laughs What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

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: #Laughs Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?Bob: Darts?Bill: Nah.Bob: Shoot some pool?Bill: Nah.Bob: Cards?Bill: Nah.

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: #Laughs A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady.

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: #Laughs You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on yo

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: #Laughs How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.

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: #Laughs A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

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: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

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: #Laughs A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show.

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: #Laughs Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

: #Laughs Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don't make Pampers small enough.

: #Laughs Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N.

: #Laughs A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!"The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I pl

: #Laughs |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some don't care and continue to use it.I know they're wrong, wait and see.Someday we'll see it, the

: #Laughs The head nun at the convent says, "I found a pair of men's underwear under my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says, "And I found a used condom on my desk!"Twenty nuns gasp, but one nun goes "Heh, heh, heh..."She says

: #Laughs A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women.

: #Laughs The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men Real Men..put you on the phone when their mothers call.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did 0 million worth of improvements.

: #Laughs Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team's woeful record:"We can't win at home.

: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

: #Laughs What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.

: #Laughs Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the third week in a row, it was raining too hard to play.Bill: Well, Bob, what do you want to do now?Bob: Darts?Bill: Nah.Bob: Shoot some pool?Bill: Nah.Bob: Cards?Bill: Nah.

: #Laughs A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady.

: #Laughs You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on yo

: #Laughs How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.

: #Laughs A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

: #Laughs A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show.

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