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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!

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: #Laughs The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around acrotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a 'pussy',everything outside the circle is a 'cunt'"

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: #Laughs Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

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: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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: #Laughs The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-power

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: #Laughs This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

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: #Laughs Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails."Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?""Because.", says Dum.

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: #Laughs An old Native American wanted a loan for 0.

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: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this ma

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: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

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: #Laughs Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.

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: #Laughs The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

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: #Laughs A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road.

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: #Laughs Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

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: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, "If you don't do the following, your husband willsurely die".

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.

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: #Laughs Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!

: #Laughs The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse magazine, draws a circle around acrotch and says: "Everything inside the circle is a 'pussy',everything outside the circle is a 'cunt'"

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

: #Laughs Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.

: #Laughs Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

: #Laughs The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-power

: #Laughs This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

: #Laughs Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails."Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?""Because.", says Dum.

: #Laughs An old Native American wanted a loan for 0.

: #Laughs At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this ma

: #Laughs Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office.

: #Laughs Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.

: #Laughs The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming.

: #Laughs Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.

: #Laughs A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road.

: #Laughs Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.

: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, "If you don't do the following, your husband willsurely die".

: #Laughs Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.

: #Laughs Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

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