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: #Laughs What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?

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: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first.

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: #Laughs Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.

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: #Laughs Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness!Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

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: #Laughs Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

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: #Laughs How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

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: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

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: #Laughs God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth.

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: #Laughs What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.

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: #Laughs What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !

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: #Laughs What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:

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: #Laughs "Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!""I'll deal with you later.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!""I see your point.""Doctor Doctor - I f

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: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

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: #Laughs Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?

: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first.

: #Laughs Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.

: #Laughs Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None 'o yo' freakin' bitness!Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

: #Laughs Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

: #Laughs How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!

: #Laughs I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.Can I borrow that quarter, 'cause my mom told me to call home when I fell i

: #Laughs God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth.

: #Laughs What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.

: #Laughs What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !

: #Laughs What does an astronaut do when he gets angry? He blasts off:

: #Laughs "Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!""What's come over you?""2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a pack of cards!""I'll deal with you later.""Doctor Doctor - I feel like a needle!""I see your point.""Doctor Doctor - I f

: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

: #Laughs Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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