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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.

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: #Laughs How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.

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: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one

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: #Laughs What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

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: #Laughs What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

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: #Laughs What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

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: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

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: #Laughs What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!

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: #Laughs "The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.

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: #Laughs Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

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: #Laughs Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

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: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

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: #Laughs |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

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: #Laughs Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

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: #Laughs The church was conducting its annual fund drive.

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: #Laughs Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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: #Laughs What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).

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: #Laughs Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.

: #Laughs How can you get a set of teeth put in for free? Smack a monster.

: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one

: #Laughs What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !

: #Laughs What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

: #Laughs What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

: #Laughs Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!

: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

: #Laughs What's tennis players favourite city? Volley wood!

: #Laughs "The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband.

: #Laughs Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden name?"

: #Laughs Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

: #Laughs A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

: #Laughs |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

: #Laughs Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !

: #Laughs The church was conducting its annual fund drive.

: #Laughs Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

: #Laughs What is the pig's favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).

: #Laughs Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.

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