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: #Laughs A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today.

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: #Laughs Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J.

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: #Laughs Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0).

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: #Laughs Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

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: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

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: #Laughs Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

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: #Laughs Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

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: #Laughs Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes.Slamming the door, th

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: #Laughs Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!

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: #Laughs What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

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: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

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: #Laughs Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.

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: #Laughs How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

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: #Laughs Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

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: #Laughs A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out.

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: #Laughs |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

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: #Laughs Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !

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: #Laughs Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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: #Laughs A wife complains, "A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today.

: #Laughs Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J.

: #Laughs Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0).

: #Laughs Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

: #Laughs |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and colleagues come to me,Speaking words of wisdom:"Write in C."As the deadline fast approaches,And bugs are all that I can see,Somewhere, someone whisper

: #Laughs Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong.

: #Laughs Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough

: #Laughs Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes.Slamming the door, th

: #Laughs Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica? A: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!

: #Laughs What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.

: #Laughs The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

: #Laughs Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.

: #Laughs How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

: #Laughs Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

: #Laughs A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out.

: #Laughs |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

: #Laughs Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !

: #Laughs Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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