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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ? Burns me up !

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: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.

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: #Laughs Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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: #Laughs Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car.

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: #Laughs The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.

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: #Laughs Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees".

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: #Laughs A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard.

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: #Laughs |The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!

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: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

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: #Laughs |A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.

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: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

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: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

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: #Laughs I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.

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: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

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: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. Johnny: I know.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ? Burns me up !

: #Laughs Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.

: #Laughs Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

: #Laughs Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car.

: #Laughs The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family.

: #Laughs Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees".

: #Laughs A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard.

: #Laughs |The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning."Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!""The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George."Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid turkey? It was looking forward to Christmas!

: #Laughs Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

: #Laughs |A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death.

: #Laughs While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "Hey, Marie, how about you and me go to dinner next Friday?" "Why Yes, John, that would be nice," said Marie.

: #Laughs Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week.

: #Laughs I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.

: #Laughs A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road.

: #Laughs The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

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